wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

ifeelcapretty:

When my best friend got asked to prom the guy had her take an online quiz he’d set up and the very last question was ‘Will you go to prom with me?’ and she answered yes and the computer said she got the wrong answer

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.
allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

"Ew. Oh god, no. Never. That’s gross and you’re disgusting. Like you actually disgust me. I am not your friend, I don’t like you, and us as a couple will never happen in a million years. And not just Because I have a boyfriend, but because I despise you. Now go take a shower and NEVER talk to me again."
— Me to some “M’lady” dude in a fedora and everything who was the roommate of my friend who sat down with us without permission, talked about how he didn’t use soap or shampoo or deodorant, and went on about being an alpha male and making a few sexist jokes. He had the audacity to ask me out after all of this. (via smurflewis)

So someone told me I should feel bad because he might feel so bad he’ll never ask another girl out again. Well I say good. Maybe if more “nice guys” we’re told the truth they would think before being the assholes they really are

(via smurflewis)

celebstarlets:

9/1/14 - Kendall Jenner out in NYC.