unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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ohrobbybaby:

HAPPY 50th ANNIVERSARY MARY POPPINS! (Aug 27, 1964) 

I cannot express in words how much this film is important to my life, except maybe for supercalifragilisticexpialidociousHere I leave some of my favorite photos of the whole production of this wonderful Walt Disney picture. 

(Source: cuntgrats)

  1. Camera: Nikon D5100
  2. Aperture: f/4.2
  3. Exposure: 1/40th
  4. Focal Length: 26mm

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

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songofages:

ten-and-donna:

bitchjerkcassbuttidjits:

How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"

"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"

And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

"I fucking live here."

Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

(Source: ditchtheworldd)