1/2 of me wants to be in a cute relationship and do vomit inducing couple things but the other 1/2 wants to go slay the hearts of a thousand men and live a life of joyous singledom ya feel
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
THROW UP ON THEM because it’s what’s on the inside that counts
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word